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What's the fastest way to break a fast? With a donut, of course – it's a hole food!
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What do you call someone who breaks their fast with a slice of cake? A dessert-er!
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Why did the grape stop fasting? It finally broke the vine and couldn't hold back any longer!
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What's a fasting vampire's favorite drink? A blood orange smoothie, of course!
Fasting: A Stomach's Revenge
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Fasting is like sending your stomach on a meditation retreat, but instead of finding inner peace, it comes back like, Alright, I've had enough of your nonsense. I'm plotting my revenge.
Fasting Frenemies
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Fasting and your stomach are like frenemies. You're all, Let's detox and feel amazing, and your stomach's all, I'll agree until I smell freshly baked cookies. Then it's war!
Fasting: Stomach's Rebellion
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Fasting is like sending a cease-fire note to your stomach, but it interprets it as, Hey, let's rebel! I heard there's a buffet nearby, and we're crashing it!
Fasting vs. Food Temptation
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Fasting is a mental tug-of-war between your determination and that slice of cheesecake whispering, You know you want me. It's like a battle royale, but with calories instead of combatants.
Fasting Roulette
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Fasting feels like playing a high-stakes game of roulette, except instead of chips, you're betting on when your stomach will start its own drum solo. Spoiler alert: you always lose.
Fast and the Ravenous: Tokyo Drift
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Ever tried fasting in a workplace where everyone brings in their aromatic lunches? It's like watching Tokyo Drift, except the drift is your attention veering towards the lunchroom.
Fasting and the Hangry Hulk
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They say fasting brings clarity and peace. Yeah, until someone waves a pizza under your nose and suddenly, you're the hangry version of the Hulk. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry!
Fasting: Stomach's Stand-Up Act
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Fasting turns your stomach into a stand-up comedian, except instead of jokes, it's delivering a constant monologue: Hey, remember that burger you love? Yeah, I do. Let's reminisce together!
The Fast and the Ravenous
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Ever noticed how fasting turns the most serene person into a combination of a zen master and a hangry monster? It's like watching The Fast and the Furious with your stomach as the lead actor!
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