6 Jokes About Fasting

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Updated on: Jun 26 2025

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Fasting during a thunderstorm is a great idea. The thunder covers up the sound of my stomach growling!
I'm not fasting. I'm just on a see-food diet – I see food, and then I cry.
I asked my friend how his fast was going. He said it felt like a slow-motion snack attack!
I told my friend I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and then I eat... after my fast, of course!
I'm fasting until further notice. The notice might come after I finish this pizza.
I'm on a diet where I only eat in Morse code. It's a bit slow, but the results are dot-dot-dot delicious!

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