10 Jokes About False Teeth

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Updated on: May 24 2025

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What did the dentist say to the forgetful false teeth? 'Don't worry, we'll always have a backup plan.
Why did the false teeth go to the comedy club? They wanted to get some good 'biting' humor.
Why did the false teeth go to therapy? They needed to work on their bite issues.
What did the dentist say to the grumpy false teeth? 'You need to get a grip and stop biting off more than you can chew.
I heard false teeth are excellent at poker. They always keep a straight face!
I asked my grandma if her false teeth ever get tired. She said, 'No, they always have the stamina to keep chewing the fat!
My grandpa says he can't trust stairs because they're always up to something. I say, I can't trust false teeth because they're always on the loose!
What's a false tooth's favorite dance? The cha-cha-cha, of course! It's all about the chomps and the rhythm.
What did one false tooth say to the other? 'I've got your back, but let's not bite off more than we can chew.
Why did the false teeth break up? They couldn't find common ground and had too many gaps in their relationship.

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