5 Jokes About False Teeth

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Updated on: May 24 2025

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The Comedian's Challenge

A stand-up comedian struggling with false teeth onstage
My false teeth wanted to become stand-up comedians themselves. They said, "We're tired of being background artists; it's time for us to take a bite out of the spotlight!

The Dentist's Dilemma

A dentist dealing with false teeth mishaps
I asked my dentist if he believed in love at first sight. He said, "No, but I do believe in biting into a hot pizza with false teeth for the first time!

Grandma's Secret Weapon

Grandma navigating life with her false teeth
Grandma's false teeth are so advanced; they have more settings than my microwave. There's "chew," "smile," and the mysterious "randomly pop out and surprise everyone.

The Mischievous Toddler

Dealing with a toddler's fascination with false teeth
Kids say the darndest things. My toddler asked me if the tooth fairy gives extra money for false teeth. I guess he thinks the tooth fairy has a dental plan.

Dating with Dentures

Navigating the dating scene with false teeth
I told my date I had false teeth, and she said, "No problem, I love surprises." Well, she wasn't as thrilled when my teeth decided to make their surprise entrance during dinner.

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