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The day I got false teeth was the day I realized the importance of a strong adhesive. It's like I'm preparing my own dental superglue project every morning just to avoid awkward situations.
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You know you're getting old when you start playing 'hide and seek' with your false teeth more often than your car keys. It's like a dental treasure hunt every morning!
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False teeth are the ultimate accessory for those who love drama. Just pop them out mid-conversation and watch the shock and awe on everyone's faces. It's like a mic drop, but for your molars.
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I've never understood the logic behind false teeth. It's like taking a 'denture vacation' every night. They're out partying in a glass, having a good time while you're asleep.
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One thing I'll never understand: how false teeth manage to find the most inconvenient time to slip out. It's like they have a sixth sense for when you're about to tell an important story at a party.
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I think false teeth should come with GPS tracking. You wouldn't believe how many times they've decided to take a spontaneous trip down my throat, causing a mini panic attack!
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False teeth should come with a 'no jump-scare' warning. Imagine opening the bathroom cabinet in the middle of the night and seeing a glowing smile from your dentures. Heart attack guaranteed!
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False teeth are the ultimate magician's trick. One moment they're in your mouth, the next they've disappeared! Abracadabra, my lunch has vanished.
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False teeth are like little voyagers in your mouth. They explore the wonders of different food textures, temperatures, and occasionally take a dive into a hot cup of coffee. It's a culinary adventure every mealtime!
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