7 Jokes For Fair

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Updated on: Sep 17 2024

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Just like the time I surprised her with cotton candy at the fair!
I entered a pun contest at the fair. I submitted ten puns, hoping at least one would win. No pun in ten did!
I took a day off to go to the fair, and now my boss thinks I'm outstanding in my field. Little does he know it's a cornfield maze!
What do you call a fair that's on time? Rare!
Why did the ticket go to therapy after the fair? It had too many tearful exits!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert at the fair? It was already stuffed!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Reminded me of waiting in line at the fair!

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