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I asked the fortune teller at the fair to predict my future. She told me I would win the lottery... just not in this lifetime!
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Why did the Ferris wheel break up with the roller coaster? It needed space at the fair!
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Why did the cotton candy go to therapy? It had too many emotional swirls at the fair!
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I told my friend a joke about construction at the fair, but I'm not sure if he got it. It was too concrete for him!
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Why did the magician at the fair turn his friend into a chicken? He needed a poultry in motion!
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Why don't elephants ride roller coasters at the fair? They're scared of the peanuts!
Fair Warning
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I recently got a warning from my doctor: You need to start eating healthier. I'm like, Doc, life's not fair. If I wanted to eat a salad, I'd order a pizza with extra veggies and call it a day. But no, life's throwing carrots at me like I'm Bugs Bunny. If I wanted to munch on a carrot, I'd be a rabbit, not a stressed-out human trying to adult.
Fair Trade
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I tried this fair-trade coffee the other day. They said it's ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, and supports local farmers. Great, right? But I took one sip, and I'm like, This tastes like regret and overpriced optimism. I'll stick to my questionable life choices and cheap coffee, thank you very much.
Fairytale Logic
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Life is like a fairytale, they say. Well, I must have missed the chapter where Cinderella had to deal with student loans, and Prince Charming ghosted her for a dating app. I mean, come on! If fairytales were an accurate depiction of life, we'd all be riding magical unicorns to work and having conversations with wise-cracking dragons. But no, we're stuck in traffic, trying not to spill coffee on our shirt.
Fair Fight
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I got into an argument with my GPS the other day. It kept insisting I take a U-turn, and I was like, Life, if you want me to turn around, at least give me a fair fight. Is it too much to ask for a rock-paper-scissors match before I reroute my entire existence? I tell you, even technology has a twisted sense of fairness.
Fair Play
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You know, they say life is all about fair play. Well, I must have missed the memo because I've been playing a game that feels more like Calvinball - you know, the one from Calvin and Hobbes where the rules are made up as you go. Last time I checked, life wasn't supposed to have this many plot twists. I feel like I'm in a reality show, and I didn't even sign up for it. Where's the fairness in that?
Fair Share
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They say everyone should get their fair share. Well, I must have missed the memo because I've been waiting for my fair share of good hair days, and all I get are bad hair centuries. It's like my hair has a vendetta against me, plotting its rebellion one frizzy strand at a time.
Fairytale Diet
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I tried this fairytale diet where you eat like a princess for a week. Turns out, it's just a fancy term for live on lettuce and daydream about pizza. I stuck to it until I saw a pizza delivery guy, and suddenly, fairytale princess turned into hangry Godzilla. Fair warning: don't mess with a pizza-craving princess.
Fairytale Marriage
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They say marriage is a fairytale. Well, in my fairytale, Cinderella forgot to mention the part where Prince Charming leaves his socks on the floor and has a snoring habit that rivals a chainsaw. I guess happily ever after comes with a side of earplugs and a maid on speed dial.
Fair Weather Friends
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You ever notice how people are like fair-weather friends? They're all there for you when the sun is shining, and life is all rainbows and unicorns. But the minute you hit a storm, they're like, Sorry, I can't come to your emotional rescue. I've got a date with Netflix and a pint of ice cream. Fair enough, but next time I see you, I'm bringing thunder and lightning.
Fair Tradeoff
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Life is all about tradeoffs. You want success? Well, say goodbye to your social life. You want love? Get ready for a crash course in compromise. It's like the universe is saying, I'll give you something good, but first, let's negotiate your sleep, sanity, and the last slice of cake. Fair trade, right? Well, I didn't sign up for this exchange program.
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