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The Petting Zoo Attendant
Managing overly enthusiastic kids and protective parents in a pen full of adorable chaos
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I had a kid ask me if the goats bite. I said, "Well, they might if you try to feed them your homework, but otherwise, you're safe.
The Lost and Found Attendant
Dealing with people who lose the weirdest things at the fair
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A lady asked if we found her lost time. I told her, "Ma'am, at the fair, everyone loses track of time. It's like a time warp where the only thing that matters is winning that oversized stuffed animal.
The Food Critic at a Fair
Balancing the desire for honest reviews with the fact that everyone just wants to enjoy their deep-fried everything
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I tried to critique the cotton candy, and someone said, "How dare you insult the fluffy clouds of joy!" I didn't have the heart to tell them it's just sugar on a stick, not a mystical experience.
The Carnival Game Operator
Dealing with frustrated players who think the games are rigged
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I had a guy come up to me and say, "This game is rigged!" I looked at him and said, "Sir, the only thing rigged here is my enthusiasm for this job.
The Ferris Wheel Operator
Dealing with the challenges of managing a romantic hotspot in a giant rotating cage
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I overheard a couple arguing on the Ferris wheel, and the guy said, "You're taking this relationship to new heights!" I thought, buddy, I control the heights, not the emotional rollercoaster.
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