5 Jokes For Faint

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Updated on: Dec 07 2024

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The Fainting Expert

Being the go-to person for fainting advice
My mom keeps telling me to be more positive about my fainting episodes. I said, "Mom, I'm already positive I'll faint; I don't need more positivity.

The Gym-Goer's Dilemma

Fainting at the gym, where fainting is least appreciated
Saw a sign at the gym that said, "No pain, no gain." I thought, "Okay, but does fainting count as pain? Because if it does, I'm making huge gains!

The Standup Doctor

Diagnosing fainting in a world of WebMD and self-diagnoses
Went to the doctor and said, "Doc, I faint at the sight of blood." He replied, "Well, you've got a 50/50 chance of survival in the zombie apocalypse.

The Fainter's Perspective

Surviving social situations without fainting
Job interviews are a challenge. When they asked me where I see myself in five years, I resisted the urge to say, "Hopefully, not on the office carpet.

The Concerned Friend

Trying to be supportive without making it awkward
I asked my faint-prone friend if he ever fakes it to get out of situations. He said, "Nah, I don't need an excuse. My social anxiety is perfectly capable of doing the job.

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