5+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For expensive restaurant

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I told the waiter at the upscale restaurant, 'I'm on a seafood diet.' He replied, 'We see food, and we charge you for it.

I ordered the most expensive dish on the menu. The waiter asked if I wanted a box. I said, 'No, but I'll wrestle you for it.

I took my piggy bank to a high-end restaurant. The waiter asked, 'How will you be paying?' I replied, 'In small change.

I went to a fancy restaurant that had a mirror on the ceiling. I guess they wanted to see how we look when we're eating their prices.

I ordered a steak at a pricey restaurant, and they asked, 'How would you like it cooked?' I said, 'With fire and skill.

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