5 Jokes For Expensive Restaurant

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 25 2024

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The Broke College Student

Trying to impress a date at an expensive restaurant on a student budget
They asked if I wanted sparkling or still water. I said, "How about tap water with a twist of lemon? Call it 'rustic chic.'

The Health Freak

Navigating through an extravagant menu while staying true to a strict diet
The dessert menu was a battlefield. I thought about ordering the chocolate lava cake but settled for a plate of fruit, pretending it's the forbidden chocolate.

The Social Media Influencer

Struggling to get the perfect Instagram shot without disturbing other diners
The couple at the next table is having a romantic moment, and I'm over here rearranging the table settings for a better flat lay. Sorry, lovebirds, but this avocado toast deserves its moment in the spotlight.

The Awkward First Dater

Dealing with the pressure of fine dining and trying not to spill anything on yourself
They had this dish with a complicated French name. I tried to order it, and I swear I sounded like I was casting a spell. The waiter just nodded like he understood. I have no idea what I'm getting.

The Food Critic Wannabe

Acting like you know everything about food when the menu is a mystery
The waiter recommended a wine pairing, and I pretended to be a sommelier. I sniffed the cork like I knew what I was doing. It could have been a scented candle for all I knew.

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