10 Jokes For Expecto

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Updated on: Aug 19 2024

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What did the wizard say when he met his deadlines perfectly? 'Expecto punctuality!
What's a wizard's favorite dessert? 'Expecto flan-tastic' treats!
What do you call a wizard who's always late? An 'expecto procrastinator'!
How do wizards communicate their excitement? They 'expecto' express themselves with spells!
What did the wizard say to the naughty potion? 'I 'expecto' better behavior from you!
What do you call a group of wizards who love puns? 'Expecto-laugh-icus'!
What do you call a nervous spell that doesn't work? An 'expecto' fizzle!
Why was the wizard always calm during exams? Because he could 'expecto' his grades!
What's a wizard's favorite type of music? 'Expecto-patronum' rock and roll!
What did the wizard say when he made a mistake while brewing a potion? 'I didn't 'expecto' that!

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