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Did you know "expecto" is also the spell wizards use when they're waiting for a reply to their text? "Expecto... read receipts!" Wizards, they're just like us – anxiously waiting for that blue tick.
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You know, "expecto" is the wizard's way of saying, "I believe in the power of positive thinking and a good wand." In the Muggle world, we just call it wishful thinking... or meditation.
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So, "expecto" is like the magical version of setting expectations in the Muggle world. Except, instead of disappointment, you get a flying broomstick. I've been doing this wrong my whole life – my expectations need more wands.
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Expecto" is what wizards say when they order food for delivery. You know it's serious when they start chanting, "Expecto Pizza-tro Patronum!" I tried it, but all I got was a confused delivery guy.
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I've realized that saying "expecto" is the wizard's way of telling everyone, "Hold my wand, I'm about to do something cool." Meanwhile, in the Muggle world, I just say, "Hold my coffee, I'm about to adult.
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Have you ever noticed that "expecto" sounds like something you'd say to your Wi-Fi when it's taking forever to connect? "Come on, expecto connection-o! I've got spells to cast and memes to share!
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Expecto" is like the magical version of ordering something online. You click, and instead of a tracking number, you get an owl delivering your package. Amazon needs to step up its game – Primeow delivery!
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I tried using "expecto" at the DMV to speed up the process. Turns out, they don't accept magical solutions. Who knew? I guess I'll just keep waiting for my license like a mere Muggle.
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You know, I recently discovered that "expecto" is Latin for "I am waiting." I mean, Hogwarts was basically just a school for really patient wizards. "Expecto... eventually!
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