6 Jokes For Evict

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Updated on: Jul 26 2024

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My landlord evicted me for being too positive. I guess he couldn't handle my 'can-do' attitude!
My landlord said he was evicting me because I was too tall. I told him it was a 'high'-rise apartment!
My landlord evicted me because I kept rearranging the furniture. I guess he didn't appreciate my 'revolving' style!
My landlord evicted me because I kept telling him knock-knock jokes. He said it was time to 'door'-m it down!
Why did the ghost get evicted? It couldn't pay the 'boo'-dget!
I told my landlord I couldn't pay the rent because I was a stand-up comedian. He laughed and then evicted me.

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