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The word "evict" has too much power. I mean, why don't we have a softer term for kicking someone out? Like, "Can we kindly ask you to reconsider residing elsewhere, perhaps?
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Have you ever noticed that landlords never use emojis when delivering an eviction notice? I'm just waiting for the day I get an eviction text with a sad face and a tiny moving truck.
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Evict" sounds like the VIP section of the landlord's vocabulary. "Oh, you're getting evicted? Welcome to the exclusive club of people who no longer have a key to their own front door.
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I think evictions should come with a soundtrack. Picture this: dramatic music playing as you pack your stuff, creating a real cinematic experience. "Coming this summer: The Eviction Symphony.
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You know you're an adult when the word "evict" becomes a legitimate fear. "I used to be scared of monsters under my bed. Now, I'm terrified of eviction notices under my door.
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Ever notice how the word "evict" sounds like something you'd do to a pesky guest at your house? "Sorry, Aunt Mildred, but it's time to evict your casserole from my fridge.
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Isn't it weird that you can get evicted from a place, but your junk mail somehow always finds you? "Sorry, we had to let you go, but here's a coupon for a new sofa at your new non-existent home.
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Landlords should really spice up eviction notices. Maybe add a bit of humor to soften the blow. "Dear Tenant, your rent was so last season, we had to ask it to leave. P.S. Your cat is a better tenant than you.
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Evict" is like the magician's grand finale in the world of renting. "Behold, the disappearing tenant! Poof! And just like that, they're out of the lease and into the unknown.
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