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The Escargot Matchmaker
Trying to find the perfect match for snails
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I introduced two snails, hoping for a love connection. They said, "Our relationship is moving at a snail's pace, and we wouldn't have it any other way.
The Escargot Race Commentator
Commentating on a snail race
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I asked a snail race contestant about their strategy. They said, "I'm not in a hurry; I'm just here for the escargains.
The Escargot Detective
Investigating the mysterious disappearance of snails
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I caught a snail red-handed – or should I say, slime-handed – stealing lettuce. He said, "I was just escar-going for a snack!
The Snail Therapist
Helping snails overcome their self-esteem issues
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I told my snail therapist about my problems, and he said, "Well, at least you're not carrying your house on your back. Have you tried escargot for perspective?
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