6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For escape

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I asked my dog if he wanted to escape reality. He looked at me and said, 'I'm already living in a world of barks and fetch-escapes.

I tried to escape from a bakery, but the rolls were on a roll! It was a real sticky situation.

I tried to escape from my responsibilities, but they always find me. It's like they have a GPS!

Why did the escapist join a gym? To work on their great escape plan!

I tried to escape from math class, but the numbers were against me. They always add up!

I tried to escape from the restaurant without paying, but the waiter chased me down. He said, 'You can't make a dine-and-dash escape here!

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