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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of the daily commute and needed an escape wheel.
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I tried to escape from a pun convention, but it was a play on words I couldn't avoid. They roped me back in with their wit!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing making its great escape!
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Why did the scarecrow want to escape the field? It heard the corn was a-maize-ing in the neighboring farm!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! Quick, make your great escape before the cheese police arrive!
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What did one hat say to the other? 'I'm going to make my great escape. You stay here and be a cap-tive audience.
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What's the best way to organize a space party? You planet! Then, make a swift escape to avoid the space .
Escape from Adulting
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You ever wish you could just escape adult responsibilities? I fantasize about it all the time. Like, Sorry, boss, can't make it to work today. I've got a pressing engagement with my couch and a TV remote. It's a matter of national importance.
Escape from Small Talk
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Small talk is my kryptonite. I wish I had a superhero ability to escape mind-numbing conversations. Oh, you have a cat? Wow, fascinating. I once had a goldfish, but it ran away. See, even my pets are escape artists!
Escape Room Relationships
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Dating is like an escape room for your heart. You're trapped, trying to figure out the puzzles and hoping there's a prize at the end. But half the time, you just want to yell, I didn't sign up for the expert-level relationship, I wanted the beginner's package!
The Houdini Diet
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I tried this new diet, the 'escape diet.' You just run away from your problems. It's effective! I lost 10 pounds and three friends. Apparently, people don't appreciate it when you escape mid-conversation.
The Great Escape
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You ever notice how we all have that one friend who's an expert at escaping plans? Like, you make a plan, you're all excited, and then here comes Houdini, suggesting the greatest escape act since, well, Houdini. I'm convinced he's got an emergency exit plan for his own birthday party.
Escape Button on Life
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You ever wish life had an escape button? Like, you're stuck in a boring conversation, and you just want to press escape and magically appear on your couch with a bowl of nachos watching Netflix. I'd abuse that button so much; I'd probably use it during family dinners.
Escape from Monday
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Mondays are like a prison sentence, right? I wish I could escape them, but no matter how hard I try, they keep showing up, uninvited, like that annoying neighbor who always borrows your lawnmower but never returns it. Mondays, if you're listening, find another neighborhood!
Escape Artist at the Office
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I'm convinced my office has its own escape artist. Every time the boss enters, Jeff from accounting disappears faster than a magician's rabbit. I'm starting to think he's got a secret office hammock or maybe a portal to a beach somewhere.
Escape Plan for Parties
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I always have an escape plan at parties. I call it the Irish Goodbye, where you leave without saying a word. It's the ninja of social exits. The host thinks you're still there, enjoying their playlist, while you're halfway home in your pajamas.
Escape Room Extravaganza
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I tried one of those escape rooms recently. It's like paying money to feel dumb for an hour. I’m in there, looking for clues like Sherlock Holmes on caffeine, and my friend is just chilling in the corner, casually reading the escape manual. I was half-expecting him to pull out a cheat code.
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