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Why did the math book look sad at the end? Because it had too many problems.
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Why did the tomato turn red at the finish line? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything – even the grand finale!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
To Be Continued...
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My ghost writer hands me a note that just says ending. I'm like, Is this a stand-up set or a Marvel movie? I half-expect Samuel L. Jackson to walk in and recruit me for the next comedy Avengers.
Cliffhanger Alert
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My ghost writer dropped the note ending on me. Now I'm over here feeling like I'm in a suspense thriller. I just hope the plot twist isn't that I'm allergic to pizza. That would be a real cliffhanger.
Netflix and No Chill
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So, I see ending in my notes. I thought, Is this Netflix trying to remind me I've been binge-watching for too long? Sorry, Netflix, but until I find out who the killer is, I'm not moving.
Choose Your Own Adventure
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So, I got a note that just said ending. I thought I accidentally wandered into a 'Choose Your Own Adventure' book. Do I turn to page 42 for a happy ending or page 69 for an awkward plot twist? Decisions, decisions.
Shy Ghosts and Awkward Exits
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Got a note that said ending. I thought, Is this a Casper the Friendly Ghost guide on how to leave a party? Because if so, I've been doing it wrong my whole life.
Oscar-Worthy Finale
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So, I see ending in my notes. I'm thinking, Is this the part where I thank everyone, cry a little, and finally win an Oscar? I've been practicing my emotional acceptance speech, just in case.
The Perfect Ending
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Alright, so my ghost writer handed me a note that just said ending. I was like, Thanks for the existential crisis in one word! I mean, who knew my life was a Netflix series, and apparently, it's getting canceled.
Spoiler Alert
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My ghost writer said, ending. I thought, Well, thanks for the spoiler, Captain Obvious! I didn't know whether I was in a comedy show or 'Game of Thrones.' I just hope I'm not the guy who gets eaten by dragons.
Spoiler-Free Life
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My ghost writer gave me a note that just said ending. I'm like, Thanks for keeping it vague. Now my life has suspense, drama, and absolutely no spoilers. I appreciate the mystery, buddy!
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