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I recently watched a cooking show where they said, "The key to a great dish is a perfect ending." So now, after cooking dinner, I just stare at it and think, "What do you want, a dramatic exit or a subtle conclusion?
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Why is it that the ending of a shampoo bottle's instructions is always, "Rinse and repeat as necessary"? I don't know about you, but if I'm washing my hair, I consider one round of repetition quite necessary.
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Let's talk about the ending of a workout routine. You start with so much enthusiasm, and by the end, you're lying on the floor, questioning every life choice that led you to this point. It's not a workout; it's a crisis intervention.
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Isn't it funny how we always say, "I'll just watch one more episode"? Next thing you know, it's 3 a.m., you're emotionally invested, and the only thing ending is your productivity for the next day.
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Speaking of endings, let's talk about the last piece of pizza. In a group setting, that last slice is like a sacred relic. It's there, everyone wants it, but no one wants to be the first to take it. It's the pizza version of Game of Thrones.
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The ending of a bag of chips is like a suspense thriller. You start with so much excitement, the flavor builds up, and then suddenly, it's gone. You're left with an empty bag and a feeling of betrayal. I mean, did I just eat air?
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And finally, the ending of a shopping spree is when you check your bank account and suddenly understand why the cashier gave you that sympathetic look. It's like, "Congratulations, you've successfully completed the 'How to Empty Your Wallet 101' course!
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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your weekend is finishing a book. You get to that last page, close it, and think, "Well, there goes another set of fictional friends. Now what do I do with my life?
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You ever notice how every romantic movie has that perfect ending where the guy gets the girl, they kiss in the pouring rain, and you're left sitting there thinking, "Well, that never happens in real life." In reality, if you try kissing someone in the rain, you end up with a mouthful of water and a cold!
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