8+ Best One Liners Jokes For ending

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

I bought a ceiling fan. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying, 'Ooh, I love how smooth it is.

I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!

I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.

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