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You ever think about the awkward elevator rides on the Death Star? Palpatine just standing there with his hood up, trying not to make eye contact with the Stormtroopers. "Next stop: Galactic Domination.
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I was watching Star Wars with my friends, and we started discussing Palpatine's wardrobe. I mean, the guy only wore black. I bet his closet looks like the world's gloomiest funeral.
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I bet Palpatine was the type of boss who never remembered anyone's name. "Hey, you there, with the helmet! Go fetch me a coffee.
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Emperor Palpatine must have been terrible at job interviews. "So, what's your leadership style?" "I enjoy using the Force to manipulate people and building really impractical space stations.
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Did you ever notice how Emperor Palpatine never had a sense of humor? I bet if you told him a joke, he'd respond with, "Your puns are weak, young comedian.
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I imagine Palpatine's morning routine involved staring menacingly into the mirror and practicing his evil laugh. "Yes, yes, let the toothpaste flow through you.
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So, I was thinking about Emperor Palpatine the other day. Dude had a serious case of "resting Sith face." I mean, imagine trying to invite him to a party. "Hey, Palpatine, wanna come over for a barbecue?" And he's like, "I'll bring my own lightning.
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I bet Palpatine was terrible at surprises. "Guess what, Emperor? We got you a birthday present!" And he's like, "I sense a disturbance in the gift-wrapping.
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Palpatine probably had a tough time making friends. Imagine trying to bond over hobbies – "Oh, you collect stamps? I collect the life force of my enemies. Cool.
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