5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For emperor palpatine

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Trying to give the Emperor a decent haircut without losing a hand.

One day, I accidentally nicked his ear. He looked at me and said, "I find your lack of barber skills disturbing.

Teaching the Sith Lord to find balance and inner peace.

Trying to get him into the lotus position is like trying to negotiate with a Wookiee – it's not going to end well. He prefers the "Force Choke" pose.

Helping the Sith Lord find love in a galaxy far, far away.

His idea of a romantic date is watching the destruction of a rebel base. Candlelit dinner, anyone? No, just the glow of exploding X-Wings.

Creating meals that are both evil and tasty.

He wanted a meal that reflected his leadership style – I gave him a burnt casserole and told him it was a dish served cold.

Dealing with the Dark Side of technology glitches.

When his hologram projector malfunctioned, he said, "I sense a disturbance in the screen resolution.

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