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I bought my emotional support hamster a tiny therapist chair. Now he's working through his wheel issues.
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Why did the emotional support tree get an award? It always rooted for you!
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I told my emotional support chicken a secret. Now it's my confidant nugget.
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Why did the emotional support pillow go to therapy? It had too many stuffing issues.
Hug It Out
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My therapist said, Hug it out. Now I'm banned from three coffee shops for over-enthusiastic hugging. Apparently, people just want their latte, not my emotional baggage.
Pillow Talk
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I tried talking to my pillow for emotional support. Now it's filed for a restraining order. Apparently, even inanimate objects have limits.
Comfort Food
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They say comfort food helps. Tried it. Now I have an emotional bond with a cheesecake. My therapist says it's healthier than my previous relationship with donuts.
Emotional Backpack
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They say we carry emotional baggage. Mine's like a backpack, but instead of snacks and sunscreen, it's filled with regret and that awkward moment from 2008.
Group Therapy
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I joined a group therapy session. First day, they said, Tell us about your feelings. I said, Honestly, I feel like I'm in an episode of 'The Bachelor,' but no one's getting a rose.
Virtual Hugs
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In these virtual times, I tried sending a virtual hug. Accidentally sent a virtual wedgie. Now I'm just trying to emotionally detach myself from this whole Zoom mishap.
Crying on Command
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They say actors can cry on command. I tried that at a dinner party. Now I'm known as that guy who ruins the mood every time someone mentions onions.
Emotional Support
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You ever hear about emotional support animals? I tried to bring my emotional support toaster on a flight once. TSA wasn't amused. They were like, Sir, that's not a therapy pet, that's a potential breakfast!
Support Group
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I joined a support group. Walked in, and everyone was knitting. I thought it was a netflix and stitch party. Turns out, it was for emotional support. I'm just here with my tangled yarn of feelings.
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