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The Self-Help Guru
Inspiring others while secretly wondering if you're just making it up as you go.
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I recently gave a seminar on overcoming fear, and someone asked me how to conquer their fear of public speaking. I wanted to reply, "Well, you're currently speaking in public, so you're already nailing it. Next question?" But instead, I gave a profound answer about facing your fears, or something like that.
The Friend Zoner
Providing emotional support to friends without accidentally getting stuck in the friend zone.
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My friends always say, "You're such a great listener," but what they don't realize is that I've perfected the art of nodding and saying, "Hmm" while mentally composing my grocery list. It's a skill.
The Customer Service Rep
Trying to provide emotional support over the phone without actually knowing what the customer looks like.
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The other day, a customer called in crying because their pizza delivery was late. I wanted to say, "I'm sorry for your emotional distress, but you do realize I'm not the pizza delivery guy, right? Should I transfer you to someone who can actually help with your pepperoni problems?
The Comfort Animal Trainer
Balancing the emotional needs of both the humans and the animals, because sometimes it feels like the animals have a better grip on life.
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You know you're in deep when you start having conversations with a goldfish about your problems. "Hey there, Goldie, I had a tough day at work. What should I do?" And Goldie just swims around in circles, probably thinking, "Get a life, human!
The Therapist
Navigating the struggles of being an emotional support expert without losing your own sanity.
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My job is to make people feel better about themselves. I sometimes wonder if therapists have their own support groups, like, "Hi, I'm a therapist, and my favorite coping mechanism is binge-watching cat videos. Don't judge me; it's therapeutic!
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