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You ever notice how emotional support animals get all the attention? I tried bringing an emotional support plant to the bar. The bouncer just looked at me and said, "Sir, that's not a service fern. You can't bring it in here.
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They say pets can be great emotional support. I got a goldfish. Now, every time I feel stressed, I just stare at it swimming in its bowl and think, "Wow, this fish knows nothing about my deadlines or existential crises. Lucky fish.
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I decided to try a new thing – emotional support snacks. I carry around a bag of chips and tell people, "These are my emotional support Cheetos. They understand my cheesy struggles.
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The other day, someone asked if I had an emotional support blanket. I said, "No, but I have an emotional support Netflix subscription. Works wonders for my mood, especially during season finales.
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You know you're an adult when you start considering furniture as emotional support. "Oh, that chair? It really gets me, emotionally.
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I was feeling down, so I bought a self-help book. But then I thought, what if the book needs emotional support too? Now, I'm stuck in this endless loop of trying to comfort my comfort book.
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I tried joining a support group, but they were all so supportive that I felt pressure to be supportive too. It became an emotional support competition. Who can support the most? Spoiler: I lost.
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So, I tried bringing my emotional support to the office. Colleague asks, "What's that?" I say, "Oh, just my emotional support, you know, for those tough spreadsheets.
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I asked my friend for emotional support, and he handed me a puppy. I said, "I meant some words of encouragement, not a decade-long commitment, but thanks, I guess.
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