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Emo drops wisdom on marriage, too. He says, "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." Isn't that beautiful? I tried it with my wife. Now she's convinced I have a Ph.D. in Annoyology. But
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Emo has this deep philosophical side. He says, "I got a dog, and I named him 'Stay.' Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all." Genius, right? I tried that with my cat. Named him "Fetch." Spoiler alert: still waiting
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You ever think about time travel? Yeah, I've been contemplating it lately. So, my buddy Emo Philips, he tells me, "If you could time travel, where would you go?" I said, "Easy, I'd go back to the '80s. Big hair, neon colors, and the birth of the internet - it's
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