5 Jokes For Emo Philips

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 16 2025

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The Confused Zookeeper

Trying to make sense of the animals' existential crises
The lion was pacing back and forth, so I asked, "What's bothering you?" It sighed, "I'm just trying to find my mane purpose in this jungle.

The Conflicted Superhero Sidekick

Balancing superhero duties with personal insecurities
I fought a villain who was allergic to peanuts. I threw a peanut at him, and he surrendered. I realized, "Maybe my superpower is just having snacks at the right time.

The Alien Tourist

Trying to understand Earth's strange customs
I entered a library and said, "What's with all the quiet?" The librarian hushed me and explained, "Humans like to collect thoughts here, but they're always overdue.

The Time-Traveling Tourist

Dealing with confusion from encountering past and future versions of people
I tried to give relationship advice to my past self. Past me said, "Trust me, I've got this." I thought, "Yeah, until you discover time-travel Tinder.

The Paranoid Barista

Suspecting every coffee order is a coded message
When someone requested a flat white, I pondered, "Is this a commentary on society, or do they just want their coffee without any bumps in the flavor road?

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