5 Jokes For Elicit

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Updated on: Jun 28 2025

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The Paranoid Pet Owner

Dealing with a pet owner who is overly paranoid about their pet's well-being.
I know a guy who got a security camera for his turtle's tank. I asked him why, and he said, 'I need to catch my turtle in the act if it's planning a great escape.'

The Tech-Challenged Parent

The struggles of being a parent who is not tech-savvy in a digital world.
My parents' idea of a video call is them holding the phone close to their faces and yelling, 'Can you see us now?' It's like trying to have a conversation with two human emojis.

The DIY Disaster Enthusiast

Navigating the world of a person who thinks they can fix everything but ends up creating more problems.
I knew a guy who tried to fix his car with YouTube tutorials. Now, not only does the car not run, but it also has an identity crisis because it identifies as a lawnmower.

The Overly Honest Salesperson

Navigating through the challenges of being too honest while working in sales.
I tried to sell a 'self-help' book once, and I told the customer, 'This book won't change your life, but it might make a decent paperweight.'

The Forgetful Chef

Dealing with a forgetful chef in a restaurant.
One day, the chef forgot to order ingredients and said, 'Tonight's special is called 'Mystery Surprise.' It's a surprise because even I don't know what's in it.'

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