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Why did the spaghetti go to therapy? It had trouble letting things slide off its back - too clingy!
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I asked the scale if it could give me a break. It replied, 'Sorry, I only do fractions. You're either gaining or losing!
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What did the bagel say to the doughnut with an eating disorder? 'Don't worry, you're the 'hole' package!
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Why did the salad break up with the sandwich? It couldn't handle the constant weight commentary!
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What did the overeager spoon say to the fork with an eating disorder? 'Fork-get about it, I'm here to scoop up the laughs!
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Why don't tacos ever have eating disorders? Because they always stay in great shape - they know how to roll with it!
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