5 Jokes For Eating Disorder

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 12 2024

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The Foodie Detective

Solving culinary mysteries with a magnifying glass and a fork
I went to a street food vendor and asked, 'What's in this sauce?' He replied, 'It's a family secret.' I said, 'Well, your family's secret is ruining my white shirt.'

The Confused Food Blogger

Describing dishes without knowing the ingredients
I tried to impress my followers with a gourmet recipe. I said, 'You just need a pinch of saffron.' Turns out, saffron is more expensive than gold. My followers are now cooking with glitter.

The Recovering Fast Food Addict

Navigating the world of kale and quinoa after a lifetime of burgers and fries
I ordered a smoothie that claimed to have 'superfoods.' After drinking it, I felt so empowered; I almost challenged a broccoli to a boxing match.

The Zen Dieter

Finding inner peace while craving pizza
I decided to embrace the power of positive thinking. Now, when I look at a salad, I think, 'This is just a warm-up for the dessert I'll have in my dreams.'

The Overly Honest Food Critic

Balancing brutal honesty with sensitivity
I went to a fancy place and ordered escargot. The waiter asked, 'How are they?' I said, 'Well, they're not as fast as the service, I'll tell you that.'

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