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The Literal Cop
The literal cop takes everything literally, leading to absurd situations.
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I told the literal cop I had a broken taillight, and he handed me a glue stick. "Here you go, sir, DIY repair. It's literally a stick-on problem.
The Rookie Cop
The rookie cop is overly enthusiastic but lacks common sense.
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So, this rookie cop thought Miranda rights were some girl he met on a dating app. He read them to the suspect like, "You have the right to remain single. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of love.
The Paranoid Cop
The paranoid cop sees danger everywhere, even in harmless situations.
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I saw the paranoid cop interrogate a squirrel in the park because it was "acting suspiciously." The squirrel cracked under pressure and confessed to hiding acorns. Detective Nutcracker on the case!
The Overthinker Cop
The overthinker cop complicates simple situations with bizarre interpretations.
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This cop thought someone was a suspect because they were carrying a baguette. He said, "We've got a bread bandit!" I guess he's gluten for punishment.
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