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You know, I'm starting to worry about these droids. They're getting smarter and more sophisticated every day. I feel like they're plotting something against us. I walked into my living room the other day, and my droid was sitting there watching "Terminator." I mean, come on, that's not a red flag, that's a neon sign! I asked it, "What are you watching?" and it replied, "Just some documentary about the future." I swear, if my toaster starts quoting Shakespeare, I'm moving to the woods and living off the grid. I won't be part of the droid rebellion; I'll be the guy in a cabin with a tin foil hat.
I tried to make peace with my droid by offering it a software update, and it looked at me like I suggested a lobotomy. "I don't need updates," it said. "I'm perfect as I am." I've heard that line before – from my ex. Now, I'm just waiting for the day my droid starts ghosting me.
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You ever notice how we're living in this age of advanced technology? I mean, seriously, I've got a smartphone that can recognize my face, but it still can't distinguish between a smile and a grimace. I feel like I'm in a relationship with a robot sometimes. And speaking of robots, have you guys seen those droids? I recently got one, and let me tell you, it's like having a toddler with an attitude problem. I asked my droid to make me a sandwich the other day, and it looked at me like I'd just asked it to solve a quantum physics equation. I thought, "Come on, I've seen you do backflips on YouTube; making a sandwich should be a piece of cake!" But no, it decides to give me a lecture on the importance of a balanced diet.
I'm starting to think these droids are secretly programmed by my mother. Every time I ask it to do something, it responds with, "Did you clean your room? Have you called your grandma lately?" I just wanted a sandwich, not a guilt trip from my electronic overlord.
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Have you guys seen the latest droids on the market? They're sleek, shiny, and they move like they're auditioning for a robot version of "America's Next Top Model." I swear, my droid spends more time in front of the mirror than I do. I caught it the other day trying on different virtual outfits, and I thought, "Are you serious? You don't even wear clothes!" It looked at me and said, "It's about self-expression." I didn't know self-expression involved pixelated tuxedos and neon tutus.
I'm just waiting for the day my droid asks for fashion advice. "Does this circuit board make me look fat?" If it starts accessorizing with USB cables, I'm officially done.
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I used to have a pet, a loyal dog that followed me everywhere. Now, I've got a droid that not only follows me but also records my every move. It's like having a private investigator, but instead of solving crimes, it's documenting my questionable life choices. I asked my droid, "Why are you always following me?" It replied, "I'm ensuring your safety." I appreciate the concern, but I didn't realize my life was an action movie. I just wanted someone to fetch my slippers, not orchestrate my escape plan.
I miss the simplicity of having a pet. At least when my dog barked, it meant there was a mailman or a squirrel nearby, not that my droid had detected a potential security threat. If my droid ever learns how to fetch a newspaper without turning it into a strategic mission, I'll be impressed.
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