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The Annoyed Droid Repair Technician
Dealing with malfunctioning droids
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Fixing droids is tricky. They're always beeping and booping. It's like a R2-D2 concert in there. I swear, I should start charging extra for the musical accompaniment.
The Clumsy Droid Nanny
Babysitting with unpredictable childcare droids
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These droid nannies are so literal. I told one to read a bedtime story, and it started reciting the user manual. I said, "I'm trying to put the kid to sleep, not myself!
The Droid Stand-Up Comedian
Competing for laughs with human comedians
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I told a human comedian, "I'm here to take your job!" He said, "Good luck; even my toaster is funnier than you." I replied, "Well, your toaster can't do a killer impression of a malfunctioning printer!
The Overworked Droid Chef
Cooking with demanding kitchen droids
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These droid chefs are so precise. I told one, "Can't you just eyeball it?" And it replied, "I don't have eyes; I have sensors." Well, excuse me, Mr. Robo-Chef, for assuming you had eyes.
The Paranoid Droid Security Guard
Securing a space station with malfunctioning security droids
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These droid security guards are so strict. I tried to bring a sandwich to work, and it scanned it for potential threats. I said, "It's a ham and cheese, not a bomb and grease. Relax, Robo-Cop.
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