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Why did the droid bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the droid become a stand-up comedian? Because it had great circuit-try!
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Why was the droid always invited to parties? It had the best dance algorithms!
Droid Mind Games
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My droid has this game where it predicts what I'm thinking. It's like, You're thinking about pizza. I'm like, No, I wasn't, but now I am. Thanks for planting the idea, droid.
Droid Diaries
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Started a diary, and now my droid wants to keep its own. It's like, Dear Diary, today my human ignored my restaurant suggestion. I'm feeling rejected and unappreciated. Note to self: never introduce my droid to a therapist.
Droid vs. My Morning Routine
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My droid thinks it knows everything about my mornings. It's like, You should wake up early, meditate, exercise. I'm like, Listen, droid, I can't even find my socks in the morning. You think I'm gonna find inner peace?
Droid Dilemmas
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You ever notice how my phone's autocorrect thinks it's a mind-reading droid? I type ducking, and it's like, Oh no, you definitely meant 'fascinating'! Yeah, my life is just one big autocorrected mess.
Droid as a Comedian
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I let my droid try stand-up comedy. It's like, Why did the robot go to therapy? To work on its motherboard issues! Stick to your day job, droid. Leave the comedy to the humans.
Siri, the Relationship Guru
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I asked Siri for relationship advice, and now my phone thinks it's a droid love expert. Every time I argue with my girlfriend, Siri jumps in like, Initiating apology protocol. Say, 'I'm sorry, and you were right.' Thanks, but I'll handle my own apologies, Siri.
Group Text Nightmares
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Group texts with droids are a disaster. I texted my friends, Let's meet at 7, and my droid replied, Initiating countdown to social gathering. T-minus 3 hours and 15 minutes. Can't we keep it simple, droid?
Droid Horror Stories
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My droid started telling me horror stories at night. It's like, In a dark room, you hear a noise. I'm like, Stop, droid, I'm trying to sleep, not audition for a horror movie.
Droid as a Life Coach
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My droid has started giving me life advice. It said, To be successful, you need to think outside the box. I'm like, Droid, I can't even find my car keys inside the box. Baby steps, okay?
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