5 Drew Carey Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 21 2025

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Drew Carey as a Chef

Drew Carey in the kitchen
Drew's cooking show is wild. He told me, "Today, we're making a salad. Step 1: Open the fridge. Step 2: Realize there's nothing in there. Step 3: Order takeout.

Drew Carey as a Relationship Advisor

Seeking relationship advice from Drew Carey
I asked Drew about the key to a successful marriage. He said, "It's simple – never let your spouse see your browser history. That's a level of improv you can't recover from.

Drew Carey as a Tech Guru

Drew Carey navigating the world of technology
Drew's take on social media: "I joined Twitter because they told me I could express myself in 280 characters. Turns out, expressing myself in 280 characters is just as hard as fitting into my high school jeans.

Drew Carey as a Financial Advisor

Drew Carey managing finances
Drew's investment tip: "I put all my money in puns. They say laughter is the best medicine, but it's also a decent retirement plan if you invest in the right punchlines.

Drew Carey as a Personal Trainer

Drew Carey giving fitness advice
Tried out Drew's workout routine, but I don't think he understands the concept of a "light jog." I asked him, "How many miles should I run?" He said, "Until the pizza delivery guy catches you.

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