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Why did the door start a band? It wanted to make some noise and be a real jam!
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Why did the door become a stand-up comedian? It had a great sense of humor and always knew when to open with a punchline!
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Why don't doors ever get bored? Because they have so many opportunities to open up!
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Why did the door apply for a job? It wanted a change of hinges in its life!
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Why did the door apply for a credit card? It wanted to improve its entrance score!
Doors, the Original Mind Readers
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Doors have this uncanny ability to know when you're about to embarrass yourself. Like, you're rehearsing that big presentation in your room, nailing every point, and then boom! The door swings open, catching you mid-dramatic speech. It's like the door is saying, Oh, you were trying to impress someone? Let me introduce you to humility.
Doors vs. Alarm Clocks
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Doors and alarm clocks have this bizarre collaboration to make mornings the most challenging part of the day. You stumble out of bed, half-asleep, heading for the door, and it's like the door is in cahoots with the alarm clock, conspiring to give you that wake-up jolt by sticking or squeaking at the worst possible moment.
Doors in Horror Movies
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In horror movies, doors are the divas of suspense. You're watching, and the character decides to open a creepy door. Suddenly, the door takes an eternity to creak open, and you're sitting there like, Just open it already! The monster behind it has probably ordered popcorn and is waiting for the grand reveal!
Doors, the World's Worst Secret Keepers
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The privacy of your room is a fragile thing, thanks to doors. No matter how hard you try, it's like they have this magnetic force that pulls in anyone passing by to hear your deepest, darkest secrets. You're in there whispering to your friend, and suddenly your mom is at the door like, Did someone say they're failing math?
Doors, the Passive-Aggressive Roommates
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Ever close a door just a tad too loudly, and suddenly, it's like the door is giving you the silent treatment? You close it, and it responds with this echoing, SLAM! It's judging you, letting everyone in the house know you're having a dramatic exit, even if you're just going to the kitchen.
The Conspiracy of Automatic Doors
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Automatic doors have this secret agenda to either make you feel like a Jedi with their perfect timing or humiliate you by not opening at all. It's like they're in a secret meeting, deciding which category you fall into today. Let's see, today John gets to be a Jedi. Tomorrow, we'll ignore him and watch him walk into the glass.
The Door Dilemma
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You ever notice how doors have this incredible power to transform any normal person into a secret agent? You're standing there, pretending you're part of some covert operation just because you smoothly opened a creaky door without waking up your roommate. Mission impossible, right? Meanwhile, the door is just there, silently judging your espionage skills.
Doors and the Invisibility Cloak
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Doors have this magical ability to make you invisible. You're trying to avoid someone, so you slip into a room and close the door, thinking you've successfully vanished. Little do you know, the door is the real MVP, pulling off the disappearing act while you're left in the room, thinking you're a stealth master.
The Doorway to Awkwardness
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Doors are like social boundaries. You're never quite sure when to push or pull, and if you get it wrong, you end up doing this awkward dance with the door, like you're trying to waltz with an inanimate object. It's the universal symbol for I thought I had this, but clearly, the door has other plans.
The Door Olympics
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I feel like doors are secretly training for the Olympics in disguise. I mean, they have to endure constant pushing, pulling, slamming, and even the occasional kicking. If there was a door Olympics, I imagine the events would include the synchronized slam, the 100-meter creak, and the dramatic entrance with extra points for style.
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