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Doors are the original escape artists. You close them behind you, thinking you've left all your problems in the other room. But nope, they have a way of sneaking through the cracks and following you, like, "Surprise! I'm still here!
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Why is it that the bathroom door is always the squeakiest? It's like it wants everyone in the house to know your business. You're just trying to discreetly do your thing, and the door is over there creaking like it's auditioning for a horror film.
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Have you ever been so confident in your multitasking skills that you try to open a door while carrying a million things? It's like a real-life game of Jenga, but with the added challenge of not dropping your dignity along with everything else.
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Doors have this magical power to make you forget everything. You leave a room, and suddenly, you can't remember if you turned off the lights or left your keys behind. It's like the doorway is a portal to temporary amnesia.
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Ever notice how automatic doors are both a blessing and a curse? You approach them confidently, expecting them to open, but there's always that awkward moment when you're not sure if you need to say "Open Sesame" or just keep walking like you have magical powers.
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Have you ever been stuck in that awkward situation where you're not sure if you should hold the door for someone who's a bit too far away? It's a risky game. You end up doing this weird door-holding dance, trying to time it just right. "Am I being polite, or am I making this person sprint for no reason?
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You ever notice how doors have this incredible ability to make you look like an idiot? You confidently push when it says pull, or vice versa. It's like they have a secret society where they all get together and decide to mess with us.
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The sound of a squeaky door is like nature's own horror movie soundtrack. It's guaranteed to make you jump, especially when you're trying to sneak into the kitchen for a midnight snack. You end up waking up the whole house with your unintentional door symphony.
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Doors are like the silent judges of our homes. They've seen it all – the embarrassing dance moves, the ugly crying, and the failed attempts at cooking. If only they could talk, imagine the stories they'd tell. I bet they'd have their own late-night talk show.
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