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Why did the tomato turn red while dodging? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the chicken join a dodgeball team? It wanted to avoid being fried!
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Why did the pencil start dodging questions in class? It didn't want to get too sharp!
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Why did the computer keep dodging questions? It didn't want to get caught in a web of lies!
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Why did the bicycle start dodging people? It wanted to stay two-tired of socializing!
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Why did the scarecrow become an expert at dodging? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the football team always practice dodging rain? They wanted to improve their 'damp defense.
Dodging Exes
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I've gotten so good at dodging my exes, I feel like I should be in the Olympics. Every time they pop up, I just do a mental gymnastics routine and avoid any emotional landmines.
Dodging Decisions
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Life's all about dodging decisions. Should I go left? Should I go right? By the time I decide, I've already circled the block three times and missed my exit.
Dodging Drama
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If I had a dollar for every time I've tried dodging drama, I'd probably have enough money to hire a drama coach. And guess what? That coach would probably add more drama to my life.
Dodging Discounts
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I tried dodging discounts during a sale once. Ended up with five things I didn't need and a receipt longer than my arm. You can't dodge a good deal!
Dodging Responsibilities
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I'm so good at dodging responsibilities; I've become my own worst boss. Every time I want to relax, my conscience shows up with a checklist longer than my to-do list.
Dodging Doctor Visits
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I've been trying to dodge doctor visits like they're plague-infested rats. But then, the other day, I sneezed and a WebMD page appeared in front of me.
The Dodging Diet
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I tried this new dodging diet, where I try to dodge all the unhealthy foods coming my way. You know what I lost? A game of nutritional dodgeball with a doughnut.
Dodging Debt
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They say to dodge debt, but it's like trying to dodge raindrops in a monsoon. Every time I think I've sidestepped a bill, there's another one waiting to drench my wallet.
Dodging the Dilemmas
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You ever feel like life's a game of dodgeball, and you're the only one without the manual? Every time I think I've dodged a problem, boom! Another one comes flying at me like a rogue dodgeball in gym class.
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