7+ Best One Liners dodging Jokes

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My cat is a master at dodging baths. I call it 'purr-fect evasion.

I've mastered the art of dodging early morning meetings. It's called 'snooze-button-fu.

Dodging my neighbor's small talk is my daily exercise. I call it the 'avoid-chatter stretch.

I tried to dodge my friend's diet advice, but he really whey-lifted my spirits!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. Now she's dodging me with open arms!

I tried to play hide and seek with my refrigerator, but it kept running away. I guess it's good at dodging snacks!

I tried to catch fog yesterday, but I mist. It's really good at dodging captures!

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