5 Dodging Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 01 2025

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Dodging Traffic

Navigating through busy streets and avoiding traffic jams
Dodging traffic is an art form. I've mastered the skill of swerving around slow drivers while trying not to spill my coffee—extreme multitasking at its finest.

Dodging Awkward Conversations

Trying to avoid uncomfortable discussions
Dodging awkward chats is an art. I've mastered the skill of abruptly remembering an urgent appointment when things start getting uncomfortable.

Dodging Commitments

Trying to avoid making long-term commitments
Commitments are like boomerangs. You throw them away, hoping they won't come back, but they always find a way to return. Time to start dodging again!

Dodging Responsibilities

Balancing work and avoiding chores
I'm convinced my chores have evolved. They've started using camouflage to sneak up on me while I'm busy dodging them.

Dodging Diets

Attempting to escape the restrictions of a diet
I'm on a first-name basis with all the foods I'm supposed to avoid. We're practically old friends... who I'm constantly dodging at social gatherings.

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