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Why did the doctor bring a ladder to the birthday party? To check the high blood pressure!
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Why did the doctor bring a red pen to their birthday party? Because they wanted to draw some blood!
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What did the doctor say when the birthday candles refused to go out? 'Looks like we need an extinguisher, not a stethoscope!
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Why did the doctor bring a map to their birthday celebration? They wanted to find the right location for the funny bone!
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Why did the doctor bring a microscope to their birthday? To make sure the fun was infectious!
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Why did the doctor become a chef on their birthday? They wanted to master the art of heart-healthy cooking!
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I went to my doctor on his birthday and asked, 'What's the best gift for someone who has seen me naked more times than my own reflection?' He said, 'How about a gym membership?' Touche, doc, touche.
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My doctor's birthday party was a blast. We played 'Pin the Tail on the Stethoscope' and 'Musical Wheelchairs.' Spoiler alert: No one wanted to give up their seat!
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Doctor birthday? I didn't realize being a year older came with a prescription for more gray hairs and a sudden interest in gardening. Is that the side effect of aging – developing a green thumb and an aversion to loud music?
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You know you're getting old when your doctor starts sending you birthday cards instead of medical bills. 'Happy birthday! Your cholesterol may be high, but at least your spirits are higher!'
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I brought a birthday cake to my doctor's office, and he looked at it suspiciously. I said, 'Don't worry, it's gluten-free.' He replied, 'I was more concerned about the calories, but sure, let's go with that.'
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My doctor told me he was celebrating his birthday with a low-key dinner. I asked, 'Low-key? Isn't that what you recommend for my blood pressure?' He said, 'Exactly. I'm just trying to practice what I preach.'
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I got my doctor a birthday gift, a self-help book on stress management. He looked at me and said, 'Have you seen my schedule? This book is just adding to my stress!'
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Doctors have birthdays too, you know. I asked my doc how he celebrated, and he said, 'Oh, you know, just a wild night of updating patient charts and dreaming about a vacation without pagers.' Living the dream, doc, living the dream.
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I found out it was my doctor's birthday when he walked into the exam room wearing a party hat. I thought, 'Is this a celebration or a medical procedure? Either way, I'm not sure I want to be here.'
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