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I bet when doctors blow out their birthday candles, they secretly wish for a day without patients Googling their symptoms before their appointments. "Today, I wish for a miraculously empty waiting room!
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Doctors have the toughest time picking birthday gifts. They're so used to giving prescriptions that when it comes to gifts, they're like, "I prescribe... uh, happiness? Can I write a prescription for a good gift?
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At a doctor's birthday party, when they bring out the stethoscope-shaped cake, everyone's trying to guess what flavor it is. "Is that vanilla or aspirin flavored? Can we get a second opinion?
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The struggle of a doctor's birthday is real. They're torn between enjoying their day and mentally critiquing the medical accuracy of every birthday scene in movies. "That defibrillator placement is all wrong! I can't enjoy this film!
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Doctors on their birthdays are the only ones who receive birthday cards that include a disclaimer: "Results may vary depending on the celebratory cake consumption.
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Doctors are the only ones who receive birthday wishes like, "May your day be as smooth as a well-oiled MRI machine and as stress-free as a patient who actually follows medical advice!
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You know you're at a doctor's birthday party when everyone's singing "Happy Birthday" and someone in the corner starts checking the pulse and monitoring the heart rate of the cake. "Hold on, let's make sure this celebration is heart-healthy, folks!
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You know it's a doctor's birthday when the celebration starts with a toast, and someone raises their glass saying, "To good health! And to avoiding self-diagnosing on the internet!
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Have you ever noticed how doctors have the worst birthdays? They spend their whole lives telling us to eat healthier, exercise, and avoid stress, and then on their birthday, what do we do? We bring them cakes loaded with sugar, tell them to relax, and wish them a stress-free day. Happy birthday, doc! Hope that extra slice won't send your blood pressure through the roof!
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