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The Confused Prince/Princess
Dealing with the unrealistic expectations set by Disney for love
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According to Disney, love's true kiss can break any curse. I tried that with my alarm clock this morning. Turns out, the snooze button isn't impressed by true love.
The Suspicious Villain
Villains questioning the logic of their evil plans
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Disney villains need better job security. I mean, they spend all this time plotting, and in the end, they're defeated by a talking animal and a catchy song. Maybe it's time for them to hire a consultant or something.
The Overwhelmed Animator
Dealing with the absurdity of animating talking animals and inanimate objects
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I bet animators have nightmares about talking animals demanding script changes. "Excuse me, animator, my character wouldn't say that. I'm a lion, not a poet. Can we get a rewrite, please?
The Disillusioned Sidekick
Sidekicks questioning their role and screen time
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You know you're a sidekick when the hero gets the princess, and you're left third-wheeling with a talking candlestick. I need an upgrade. Maybe a sidekick support group where we can discuss our feelings and demand more screen time.
The Annoyed Parent
Trying to make sense of the unrealistic Disney parenting
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You know you're a parent when you watch a Disney movie, and instead of wishing for a fairy godmother, you're praying for a fairy housekeeper. I'd take a bibbidi-bobbidi-boo that does the laundry any day.
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