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Why did the T-Rex break up with his girlfriend? Because she said he had little arms for hugs!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet!
Dino Dreams
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I had a dream where I was a dinosaur. It was fun until I woke up and realized I can't pull off a dinosaur roar. I tried, and my neighbors thought I was either having a meltdown or auditioning for a low-budget monster movie.
Dino-mite Fashion
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I saw a guy wearing a shirt with a T-Rex on it, and I thought, Wow, that's bold fashion. I mean, imagine if T-Rexes were actually into fashion – they'd probably have short arms but still try to rock the latest trends. Hey, I may not be able to reach my back pocket, but check out these killer scales!
Dino Office Drama
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My boss called a meeting the other day and said, There's a dinosaur in the office – a real workaholic. I thought he meant someone with old-fashioned ideas, but no, it was just Sheila from accounting who's been here since the Jurassic era.
Dino Fitness
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I joined a dinosaur-themed fitness class. It's intense – they call it the Dino Squat Challenge. Turns out, squatting like a dinosaur is a lot harder than it looks. I ended up looking more like a confused flamingo trying to find its balance.
Dating Dinos
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I signed up for a dating app, and one of the profiles said, Looking for someone who's a real dino-mite catch. I thought, Great, just what I need – a relationship where communication is limited to roaring and screeching.
Dino GPS Woes
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My GPS is like a dinosaur; it's always telling me to make a U-turn. I feel like I'm stuck in a prehistoric loop, just going around in circles like a confused velociraptor. Maybe I should upgrade to a T-Rex navigation system – it would just tell me to go straight and never turn.
Dino Selfies
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I took a selfie with a dinosaur skeleton at the museum. My friends said, You really nailed that prehistoric look! I guess I've finally found a style that suits me – ancient and extinct.
Jurassic Parking
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You ever notice how finding a parking spot these days is like trying to spot a dinosaur in a crowded lot? I spend more time circling than a T-Rex in a Steven Spielberg movie.
Dino Diets
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I tried going on a dinosaur diet – you know, eating like a T-Rex. It didn't work out so well; my salad kept falling out of my tiny arms. Turns out, being a carnivore is harder than it looks, especially when the only thing you can catch is a cold.
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