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I bet dinosaurs were the kings of traffic jams. I mean, they had to deal with literal dino-sized gridlocks every time they migrated. "Come on, Triceratops, use your turn signals! It's a jungle out here!
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You know, when a meteor hit and wiped out the dinosaurs, I wonder if any of them had that one friend who was always like, "I told you we should have built an asteroid-proof shelter, Gary!
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You ever notice how dinosaurs must have been the ultimate morning people? I mean, they woke up millions of years ago, and we're still talking about them today. Talk about setting the alarm for success!
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I was thinking about how dinosaurs are like the OG influencers. I mean, they roamed the Earth way before hashtags, but every time you see a dinosaur, it's like #JurassicEraGoals.
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Dinosaurs must have been terrible comedians. I mean, they had the longest setups ever. "So a T-Rex walks into a bar... well, it took him a while because of those tiny legs, but eventually, he got there.
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I bet if dinosaurs had social media, there would be some hilarious dino memes. "When you're a Velociraptor, and someone takes the last piece of pizza – the struggle is real!
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Have you ever thought about the T-Rex and its tiny arms? I mean, how did they high-five each other after a successful hunt? "Yeah, Bob, nice kill! Oh wait, I forgot, I can't reach your hand.
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You ever realize that if dinosaurs were still around, they'd probably be on reality TV? I can see it now: "Dino Shore" – a bunch of T-Rexes trying to live their best lives while dealing with tiny arm drama.
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Dinosaurs were like the original "big and loud" neighbors. Imagine trying to sleep with a Brachiosaurus next door: "Oh, you're just rearranging your furniture at 3 AM? Cool, I'll grab my earplugs and stegosaurus-sized headphones.
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