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You can't trust atoms, you know. They make up everything, even the way our pupils dilate in light!
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Did you hear about the short-sighted comedian? He always had trouble dilating his punchlines!
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What did one eye say to the other during the optometry exam? 'I see you're dilating a plan for the future!
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What did the pupil say to the teacher during the anatomy class? 'I've got my eye on dilation – it's quite the expanding topic!
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Did you hear about the optometry conference? It was a sight to behold, full of jokes that really dilated our pupils!
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I asked the optometrist if he believed in time travel. He said, 'Sure, just give me a minute to dilate on that.
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I tried telling a joke about dilating once, but it never caught anyone's eye!
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Why did the optometrist refuse to argue with anyone? He didn't want to dilate the situation!
The Fashion Fiasco
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You know you're in trouble when you try to dilate the time to decide what to wear, and suddenly, you're late for your own wedding. Goodbye, 'til death do us part,' hello 'until I figure out these shoes!
The Relatable Struggle of Time
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You know, they say time flies when you're having fun, but have you ever tried to dilate that 5-minute coffee break into a 30-minute snooze without your boss noticing? That's some next-level Einstein stuff right there!
Medical Marvels
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Doctors tell you to dilate when you're in labor. Sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie. Next thing you know, you're expecting a baby or a time-traveling superhero. Who knows?
The Relationship Riddle
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They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. Well, I tried dilating the time between my wife's shopping trips. Now, not only is my wallet empty, but I also feel like I've aged a decade.
The Eternal Wait
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They say patience is a virtue, but have you ever tried to dilate the time it takes for your food delivery to arrive? By the time it's here, I've prepared a five-course meal, eaten it, and started a diet plan.
Time Travel Tips
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Ever tried to dilate time to finish your work? Turns out, procrastination and time dilation are like trying to mix oil and water. You end up with a mess and a lot of regret.
The Fitness Fumble
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Went to the gym, and they told me to dilate my exercise routine. Tried it, and now I'm pretty sure I've invented a new form of yoga that's just lying on the mat, praying for motivation.
Cooking Catastrophes
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When the recipe says dilate the simmering time, it's a trap! Now I've got a pot roast that's seen more seasons than a Netflix series and is equally as unpredictable.
The Sci-Fi Twist
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Ever wonder why aliens never visit us? Probably because they've tried dilating their watches and ended up in a time loop right next to a Black Friday sale. Trust me, they've seen enough.
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