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The Sci-Fi Fan
Believing dilation is the first step to gaining superpowers.
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I thought eye dilation was the gateway to becoming a superhero. Turns out, the only thing I can now see is my lack of night vision.
The Optometrist
Dealing with patients who don't understand the concept of dilation.
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I told a patient, 'We need to dilate your eyes.' They replied, 'Sure, just don't dilate my bank account along with it!
The Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist
Believing eye dilation is a government plot to control our vision.
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I told my friend about eye dilation, and he said, 'It's a government conspiracy.' I asked, 'To do what?' He replied, 'I don't know, but they're definitely up to something, probably making us see more ads.
The Time Traveler
Confusion about whether dilation takes you to the future or just makes everything look like it's from the past.
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I asked the eye doctor if dilation lets you see into the future. He said, 'No, but it'll make you wish you had gotten laser eye surgery.
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