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The optometry class decided to throw a party. They had a blast – it was an eye-dilating experience!
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You know you're in trouble when the optometrist says, 'We need to dilate your eyes,' and suddenly, time stands still!
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I told my friend I was going to the eye doctor. They said, 'I bet you'll have an eye-opening, dilation-filled time!
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My mom said, 'Life's like an iris, it needs to dilate to let more light in.' I guess she's got a wide perspective!
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My friend asked me why I always carry a magnifying glass. I said, 'I like to dilate on the small print.
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I told my girlfriend she needed to broaden her horizons. She said, 'I'm working on it, starting with my dilated pupils!
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