7 Jokes For Deux

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Updated on: Aug 19 2024

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Why don't numbers like to hang out with deux? Because deux is company, but trois is a crowd!
Why did the two pencils decide not to get married? They were afraid of drawing a line!
What do you call a pair of twins in France? Deux-plets!
What did the two volcanoes say during their conversation? 'I lava you deux!
Why was the number deux unhappy with its job? It felt like it was always second-guessing itself!
What did the two say to the mirror? You reflect me!
What did the French number deux say to the number one during a race? Deux you later!

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